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Kamis, 04 Juni 2009

Bow Before Your New Queen

Angelina Jolie has knocked Oprah Winfrey out of the #1 spot on the Forbes Magazine list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities. Angie, according to Forbes, made $27 million last year, had the 3rd most web mentions and the 5th most press mentions overall. The formula doesn't take into account how many of those mentions were derisive, but I'm guessing about 90% of the web ones were at least a tad negative. Lots of people hate the bitch. Not as many as hate Kate Gosselin, but still.

And no, don't worry - Kate Gosselin is not on the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities list. Neither is Octomom. The apocalypse is not yet upon us. Next year could be a different story. The whole list is here in case you have nothing better to do than become sick with jealousy and rage. How is Cameron Diaz still 73rd?
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Rabu, 03 Juni 2009

Infectious Disease Rips Rampant Virulence



Octomom did an interview with Radar in which she ripped Kate Gosselin aka The Woman Who May Soon Bring Burning-at-the-Stake Back to America. "She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention," Octo slammed, in response to some apparent earlier criticism of her by Kate. "My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. Don't you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?"

Yeah Octo, she does. Her husband would rather cavort with college girls than have anything to do with her, and two of her kids already have deals for tell-alls. Plus she has shut-ins all over America sharpening garden implements in hopes they'll somehow cross paths with her and get in a few good swipes at her jugular. Things are not going well for her.

In fact, at the rate she's going, Kate will probably soon have her kids taken away by the authorities...something about breaking child labor laws. When that happens, and her husband is sent to prison for canoodling with teenagers, I think they should send the whole +8 brood to Octo's house to live. Then Octo can just apply for statehood.
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Selasa, 02 Juni 2009

Kate Gosselin spent her birthday without her husband Jon


On Monday’s episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Kate Gosselin spent her birthday without her husband Jon, who was away on a snowboarding trip.

“I went out to Utah for like five days,” he says in the episode filmed in March. “I just wanted to get back out there and ride with my friends. It just happened to fall on Kate’s birthday.”

But Kate wasn’t alone. Her eight kids, with help from the show’s producers, surprised her with a bus ride to Charm City Cakes, the bakery featured on the show Ace of Cakes.

There, Kate was surprised with a pink lemon birthday cake and her kids got to decorate cakes of their own with globs of colorful icing. It looked “like a rainbow vomited,” Kate said.

“This season, sometimes you’ll see Kate and I interview separately. Sometimes you’ll see us interview together on the chair,” Jon explained in a voiceover. “It depends how things are going. We have busy schedules.”

In the second of two new episodes Monday night, their schedules kept them apart again. This time, however, Kate took their daughter Madelyn, 8, to San Diego while Jon stayed home with her twin sister Cara and their six younger brothers and sisters.

While Kate and Madelyn hung out on the beach and got pedicures, Jon put together the slide for a swing-set he was building, and took the kids on a hike in the woods, where one of the sextuplets, Alexis, tripped with her hands in her pockets, fell and bit through her lip.

Jon called the kids’ pediatrician and then informed Kate of the news.

“We usually don’t call,” Jon says of the couple’s understanding.

“No news is good news,” Kate explained.

The Gosselins did come together to film their confessionals, sitting as far apart as possible in their famous loveseat or with Madelyn between them, but didn’t directly address their recent marital problems.

That was covered in last week’s fifth season premiere of the show, which earned 9.8 million viewers, a record for TLC.From:tvwatch.people.com/

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